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May 6, 2012

Pride's Purge

Boris Johnson tells PM he has winning Tory formula

Boris Johnson has told David Cameron that his brand of ‘compassionate cosmopolitan Buffoonery’ provides the best chance for the party to rejuvenate itself across Britain and secure an overall parliamentary majority at the next general election.

In a clear signal that he will continue to differentiate himself from his fellow Etonian, Johnson said that Cameron’s “bone-dry” Tory economics can only triumph if the Prime Minister appeals beyond his traditional base more by not combing his hair so much, swearing at least once or twice on live television and appearing on Have I Got News For You.

One source close to the London Mayor said:

Boris has championed a cosmopolitan and camp Conservatism, combining it with a serious approach on the economy, which mainly consists of swearing a lot and telling dodgy jokes about black people.  If Boris had been seen as a…

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